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Post by Becca on Mar 11, 2013 14:30:39 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin,
Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks.
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Post by Speed on Mar 11, 2013 17:20:30 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin,
Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks. Everyone in attendance
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Post by Becca on Mar 15, 2013 20:54:31 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin,
Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks. Everyone in attendance sang the blues
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Post by Speed on Mar 17, 2013 7:31:27 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin,
Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks. Everyone in attendance sang the blues and jumped for
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Post by Becca on Mar 17, 2013 8:12:19 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin,
Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks. Everyone in attendance sang the blues and jumped for all the little
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Post by Speed on Mar 17, 2013 8:33:44 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin,
Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks. Everyone in attendance sang the blues and jumped for all the little people that were
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Post by Becca on Mar 17, 2013 8:59:21 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin,
Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks. Everyone in attendance sang the blues and jumped for all the little people that were wearing green. One
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Post by Speed on Mar 17, 2013 10:15:16 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin,
Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks. Everyone in attendance sang the blues and jumped for all the little people that were wearing green. One girl in particular
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Post by Becca on Mar 17, 2013 22:27:28 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin, Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks. Everyone in attendance sang the blues and jumped for all the little people that were wearing green. One girl in particular had a green
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Post by Speed on Mar 18, 2013 13:40:07 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin, Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks. Everyone in attendance sang the blues and jumped for all the little people that were wearing green. One girl in particular had a green leotard on and
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Post by Becca on Mar 19, 2013 9:12:50 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin, Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks. Everyone in attendance sang the blues and jumped for all the little people that were wearing green. One girl in particular had a green leotard on and broke her toe
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Post by Speed on Mar 20, 2013 13:15:00 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin, Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks. Everyone in attendance sang the blues and jumped for all the little people that were wearing green. One girl in particular had a green leotard on and broke her toe when she stubbed
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Post by J on Mar 20, 2013 19:11:36 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin, Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks. Everyone in attendance sang the blues and jumped for all the little people that were wearing green. One girl in particular had a green leotard on and broke her toe when she stubbed it on a
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Post by Becca on Mar 20, 2013 22:39:30 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin, Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks. Everyone in attendance sang the blues and jumped for all the little people that were wearing green. One girl in particular had a green leotard on and broke her toe when she stubbed it on a chili pepper.
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Post by Speed on Mar 21, 2013 6:38:23 GMT -7
The story begins in the old barn down the Road from me, Where there are a platitude of silly old goats. Where one had fallen out of the big old truck that was dropping off some strange red carrots. The owner of a black car sped past the tree on the way to her meeting. Just then, a single bolt of lightening came out of nowhere and hit her smack on her nose. She fell over a pile of ripe, red tomatoes, which stained her backside. As she finally regained her dignity, the grumpy old neighbor saw everything and scolded her for making his dog bark like mad. In disgust she threw her hands in the air and danced around, laughed and said, "What will I throw at the window to get myself thrown in the lockup again this time? A not so nice bird showed up, and left a dirty note on his round little table. It said you listen hear or I will turn off your cable tv. The guy could not get a single word in at all, a big bear came to see what i had put in my only to find box. The next second was crazy.
I found my old finger paint and grabbed some much needed talented. When I turned I saw some blue cows sitting just out side on purple mushrooms. A strange sight it was, but nothing new in this part of the kitchen pantry. I moved my sweet little nut halfway across the dry salty wooden plate, then ate the last of the beef jerky. So with one more week to get ready for the dance championships, I slipped on my pink fuzzy cowboy chaps and did a happy dance all the way to the rehearsal room where my dog slept. On the way, I found blue panties dangling from my rear view mirror on the porch.
My eyes gazed upon a tiny mouse that look like a blue rhinoceros. I just about $h!t through a gate as a big dinosaur came rampaging through my front teeth. That was the most exciting thing to happen since PookyTart started dancing a wild jig of glee. It wasn't until ManGoneMad started sneezin and spinning that big round top over the rainbow, with Jesse Jackson hot on his blue monkey of love. My horse Fluffy started to hunt down the guy who stuck his shoe out and got stuck following some jerk. Meanwhile at the loony bin, Speedalicious was going to shuck some corn when Pooky showed up and started speaking in tongues. Canada thought, what kind of a horsehocky maneuver was that? Rachel jumped over the moon and landed in a big pile of fluffy socks. Everyone in attendance sang the blues and jumped for all the little people that were wearing green. One girl in particular had a green leotard on and broke her toe when she stubbed it on a chili pepper.
Rain today you comfort
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